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Writer's Challenge #2: A traffic accident and a monkey.
The second challenge (now that the first is complete):
Write a brief scene -- just a couple of sentences -- describing a traffic accident that involves a monkey. The monkey must be an integral part of the action.
Extra points if you also work in a pineapple.